“You know the baby has ears now! So I wonder if he* can hear us talking.”
“Yeh, sometimes when I come to bed at night, I lean over and talk to him*.”
“Really? What do you tell him*?”
“I say, ‘Hey, baby! You hear that loud snoring? That’s not me. Just thought you should know.'”
*No, we do not know the sex of the baby yet and have no inclinations one way or the other, but “him” just sounds better than “it”!